Tennessee Senate Approves "Family Life Instructions Bill"; Declares Holding Hands as a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
If you’re reading this, Tennessee gets +10 for the phrase “Family Life Instructions Bill” alone.
Sometimes I really hate my state.
i can’t even.
._. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
So…what. Kissing is like a gateway drug now? Wtf.
You might as well line up the next rapists defense in law: ”She kissed me, so she was asking for me to have sex with her, right? It -is- the gateway to sex!”
Oh my god. Seriously, fuck this government.
Oh, yes Tennessee. Because holding hands TOTALLY makes me want to have sex. -facepalm-